Best new bruise

As the best bruise reigning champion for several years, I had this crown taken from me recently with Tim's fantastic fall just over a week ago.

With a little persuasion I have managed to finally get images of the winning injury. And all done by a kid's bed, with no alcohol involved.

The swelling had gone down and the cut was healing by the time I took these, but an impressive 360 degree bruising had started to blacken and yellow. Nice.