Just had to print this story from the Holy Moly email this week...

When Kaiser Chiefs were called Parva, there was no such person as Ricky Wilson. Oh no, the lead singer was called ‘Heavy’ and only ever known as ‘Heavy’.It would be like stumpy wig-wrinkler Bono reverting to being called Paul. Do you think perhaps he didn't want to attract attention to his porkiness when they changed their style and name?

Classic.

This is Scotland

Not allowed to say....

Apparently I'm no longer allowed to say the 'E' word or 'not in my top 5.' Not because I've necessarily been overusing them, but more as a preemptive measure by those who haven't seen me yet. I can totally understand this, though it is going to make writing up the details of the party difficult.

Scotland is now my favourite word.